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Ashley’s Anecdote: Girl Fight Part 2

Check out Part 1 here… I swear I blinked and in 1.2 seconds all of them were just taking turns tagging Catalyst. Now I have to superman dive over the backseat because I can’t get out on my side because my shit-talking friend has parked too close to the truck beside us. Defense is seemingly …

Ashley’s Anecdote: Girl Fight Part 1

There are certain situations you just never think you’ll be in… this was one of them. I’m proud to say that I have repented from some of my ratchet ways, so I no longer fight girls on the corner of college street. But there was a time, when I was not above it. Circa January …

Love or Lust? 3 Tips to Tell the Difference

One of the biggest mistakes people make when dating is interpreting lust… as love. This will undoubtedly end in heartache. Lust by definition is an emotion or feeling of intense desire in the body. Love by definition is an intense feeling of deep affection. Bruh, even the dictionary doesn’t really know how to differentiate the …

Dating is a Gamble: All Bets are Off

I don’t know that there’s anything more frustrating than putting time and energy into something that does not yield results. This could be related to just about anything: weight loss, career advancement, hair growth, relationships, whatever. I think that’s why I get so frustrated with the whole dating thing. When I start dating someone exclusively …

When He Doesn’t Choose You

I think for every man there is at least one woman that has the power to make him wanna act right, the sucky thing is, when you find out that you are not that woman. I have come to that realization at least 3 times now and I am tirrrrreeedddd of not being the one. …

To Wait or Not to Wait: Sex is the Question

It never fails that any time the “when to have sex” question comes up, I end up wanting to throat chop a guy for being a guy. Like, the logic of men is truly baffling. Let me preface this post by saying, this here, is my opinion… so if you don’t like it, you can …

Ashley’s Anecdote: Date #180

I have had some pretty terrible dates. This, is one of them. Once upon a time I decided to go out with one of those peanut butter boys I told y’all to stay away from. I shoulda known from the beginning that it was a dead end, and yet I still exchanged numbers with him. …

Forbidden Fruit: Part 2 – Fra-lationship

In case you missed part 1, click the link here to get the first half off the story and then continue below: So here’s the problem: homeboy told me upfront, like way in the beginning he wasn’t looking/ready for a relationship. Which was cool, because in the beginning, I wasn’t even entertaining him in that …

Forbidden Fruit: Part 1

You ever see a train wreck happening (metaphorically of course, if you saw it happen in real life, you’d probably need some serious therapy) but anyways, you see and know a train wreck is about to happen and all you can do is let it happen. I have something like an out-of-body experience every time …

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly: Memories

I’m so pissed. I keep having night terrors about the men I used to love and care about. It’s bad enough that when I’m awake I have to make myself forget what it felt like waking up next to him. You never think you’ll miss someone’s funky hot morning breath until each of your mornings …

Love Lessons: Learn it. Live it.

One of the worst feelings I’ve probably ever experienced with a significant insignificant other is being in love alone. Feeling or caring deeply about another person who can’t/won’t/doesn’t reciprocate. I’ll never forget the last time I wore my heart on my sleeve and a guy metaphorically ripped that shirt off and A-Town stomped on it. …

Pre-Independence Day: Fuck Adulthood.

Man fuck adulthood. I wish someone had told me as a child that this shit is a trap. I’m 27, man-less, child-less, at a job I just did a career change to this year after being unemployed for half the year before. Though I managed to successfully swerve student loans, credit card debt and a car …

Did You Just Call Me the B-Word?

When a woman makes a man feel some type of way he’s quick to call her the b word, that right, bitter. Bitter (adj): causing painful emotions : felt or experienced in a strong and unpleasant way. Yes, a break-up/heart-break can cause someone to be bitter, but lemme say this. This isn’t a I-hate-all-men-so-imma-talk-endless-shit-about-you-like-I-keep-a-pair-of-balls-on-a-necklace blog. …

I’m Thankful: I Didn’t See Your Message

Today I’m thankful for my sucky ass Android phone, why you ask? Well because it does not show you when I’ve read your message. That is a blessing and a curse on the iPhone. It’s blessing because if you’ve sent the message from your iPhone to another person who has an iPhone and they read …

What Do You Attract?

Today I feel like ranting, so, don’t mind if I do. For those of you who don’t know I’ve been out of a relationship for about 3 months now; I have a guideline that for every year you spend in a relationship with a person it takes about 3 months to get over them. My …

I’m Thankful: Clocks aka Time

So I’m just gonna pretend like I didn’t fail at my attempt to publish something that I’m thankful for every day and pick up where I left off just like a man. Today I’m thankful for *drum roll please* … clocks! Well kind of, clocks aka time bka not really. Generally speaking, time is never …

I’m Thankful: Gaaaayyytoraaaadeee

So it’s that time of year again. The one month out of the year where people may stop groaning and moaning and actually give thanks for their crummy little lives. Everyone has something to be thankful for even if it’s just the fact that you woke up this morning, so I decided I’d devote a …