Tag «Hoes»

Body Count: What is a Hoe? QTNA

Can somebody PLEASE explain to me, what makes a hoe a hoe? I’ve been in numerous circles asking this same question and can’t seem to come to a consensus. I remember back in the day, most guys would ask a chick her body count to determine if she was a hoe. If the number was …

Ashley’s Anecdotes: Accidentally the Mistress

There are just certain situations you think you’d never be in, this, was one of them. If you’ve followed my blog for any extended amount of time you’ve probably read enough to know that I absolutely despise side chicks. Between the numerous posts devoted to these hoes girls and the constant digs I take every …

Captain Save-A-Hoe 2.0

Everybody knows how much I despise hoes, but for those who don’t know… I could go in about how your vagina is a revolving door; welcoming any visitor that pushes hard enough to bust those doors wide open. And she is a revolving door because referencing her as a car with excessive mileage would indicate …

The Inner Hoe: Just a Theory

There’s a hoe in you; whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not. This goes for women AND men. Not like, “oh em gee I’m possessed, there’s a hoe in me” but like, “I’m conservative, but I can get down with the get down under the right circumstances.” Hoe by definition …