If It Walk Like a Duck

When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Simple advice, few embrace it. Why is it so easy to see things in hindsight after you’ve been through hell and high water? Why is it so easy to tell someone else what to do about their situation when you know good and damn well that you wouldn’t/haven’t …

Don’t Waste My Time B

I’ve probably said this before, but there are fewer things that I hate more than wasted time. That has GOT to be one of my biggest pet peeves. I hate inefficiency and I hate bullshittery. Yes I know that’s not a real word, but if it existed, you’d know exactly what it meant. By now …

Twenty-Something: How Did I Get Here?

If you’d asked me when I was a teenager if I would end up being twenty-sexy, single AND childless I would have scoffed and rolled my eyes in that annoying way that teenagers do. Never. Ever. In a million years would I have thought that I would have made it this far without one of …

Ain’t No Pedestal Bihhh

I’ve got a real bad habit of putting men on a pedestal. Of highlighting all their good qualities and thinking that these traits really set them apart from any other human with a penis. When my friends would find wrong in these individuals I’d fight them tooth and nail to defend this man, screaming “you …

Butt Ass Nekkid

Naked. There I was standing butt ass nekkid in front of this man that I loved and that I thought cared about me. Wearing my finest skin suit, I stood approximately 5ft 2in tall of brown sugared body. Baring all my privates, from the cups of my butt cheeks to the curves of each breast …

Tinder Testimony #1: Where the Weirdos Are

So a friend of mine published a post not too long ago regarding online dating, feel free to go check out that post at cheztheprez.com. He poses the question of why people, namely black people, are ashamed to admit that they use online dating tools, more specifically,  a new app called Tinder. I responded then …

2015 CIAA 72 Hour Recap

So CIAA weekend is officially over, for those uncertain of what this weekend is please visit this site for further more formal information. For the purpose of this post, just know that it is a weekend where black people travel from far and wide to reunite with old classmates, visit their alma mater and pick …

Viewer Discretion Advised: Second base

I’ve never really published anything erotic, buttttt, tonight I’m feeling a little, emphasis on the little, risqué. Trying it out with a new series called “Viewer Discretion Advised”. We’ll see where this goes… They all look at her the same. Eyes wide and hungry; behind their irises a yearning, desire, a need… for her. The …

Where Dey at Doe?

Wrote this blog about a year ago (year ago *schmoney dance*) Oftentimes I wish I was born in a different decade. One where the men cared to be men and court a lady. I’m reallllly into that whole “I’m gonna make you my lady by any means necessary” mentality that men seem to have lost. …

Where Dey at Doe?

Wrote this blog about a year ago (year ago *schmoney dance*) Oftentimes I wish I was born in a different decade. One where the men cared to be men and court a lady. I’m reallllly into that whole “I’m gonna make you my lady by any means necessary” mentality that men seem to have lost. …

IDFWU

So back in 2014 (all 2 months ago), folk swore up and down that they were leaving certain people behind and weren’t gonna bring them into the new year. Myself included. Well, we all know that was bullshit don’t we? The problem with “leaving people behind” is two-fold: 1. Said person probably doesn’t want to …

Captain Save-A-Hoe 2.0

Everybody knows how much I despise hoes, but for those who don’t know… I could go in about how your vagina is a revolving door; welcoming any visitor that pushes hard enough to bust those doors wide open. And she is a revolving door because referencing her as a car with excessive mileage would indicate …

[Over] Commitment Issues

I have a confession to make… I have a commitment issue. Interesting enough, I’m not referring to relationships, I’m actually referring to work and extracurriculars. From the time I can remember in high school I’ve always over committed myself. Back then I thought I was just doing it in order to get some extracurricular activities on my …

Relationship or Nah?

“I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” If a guy hits you with this line, run. Run far and run fast. If you stay, you are asking to get your feelings hurt, trust me. When a guy tells you this, he’s telling the truth. So just stop with all of the scenarios you’ve made …

That’s Not Yo Bae Bish

So the last 2 months of my life have been a real sh!t show, I am truly debating whether or not I want to publish a tell all book or just slow leak the stories here. Since I’m no celebrity I don’t know how well a book would do, so slow leak it is. In …

Wholesale Love or Whatnot

Every woman loves a good sale. In fact, there may be fewer things that make her happier than seeing a 50-75% discount at her favorite store. This is fact. We KNOW this. The problem comes into play when we (women) are no longer looking for the sale, but put ourselves on sale. And when I …

Asking All Dem Questions (What a Rachet Title)

As a single woman in the dating scene there are 2 questions that I absolutely abhor hearing/answering. 1. So why are you single? 2. What do you look for in a man? As if the fact that I am single isn’t painfully obvious to me already, I now have to acknowledge it with this stranger …

When I Grow Up -What Your Parents Didn’t Tell You

Gather round boys and girls and let me tell you the story of how I got hoodwinked. It all started when I was a small tot. I looked up to most adults and dreamt about the day I would have freedom and independence to do whatever I wanted to do. “When I grow up- insert …

Cuffing Season Over – Season Recap

So I think it’s safe to say that cuffing season is officially over. (cuffing season. n. A period in time, usually during the winter months, where individuals find a significant other/ boo, to spend time with.) I guess you can say I got pseudo “cuffed”. I entertained a couple of guys. And have since ceased …

About Last Friday-FML

So let me tell you about the f*ckery that was one of my Fridays. I just feel the need to share the course of events that day because it was such a debacle, truly an “FML” (f*ck my life) moment. If you know me, then you know I have a lot of those but that …