Tag «Whateverships»

Where Dey at Doe?

Wrote this blog about a year ago (year ago *schmoney dance*) Oftentimes I wish I was born in a different decade. One where the men cared to be men and court a lady. I’m reallllly into that whole “I’m gonna make you my lady by any means necessary” mentality that men seem to have lost. …

Where Dey at Doe?

Wrote this blog about a year ago (year ago *schmoney dance*) Oftentimes I wish I was born in a different decade. One where the men cared to be men and court a lady. I’m reallllly into that whole “I’m gonna make you my lady by any means necessary” mentality that men seem to have lost. …

Captain Save-A-Hoe 2.0

Everybody knows how much I despise hoes, but for those who don’t know… I could go in about how your vagina is a revolving door; welcoming any visitor that pushes hard enough to bust those doors wide open. And she is a revolving door because referencing her as a car with excessive mileage would indicate …

Relationship or Nah?

“I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” If a guy hits you with this line, run. Run far and run fast. If you stay, you are asking to get your feelings hurt, trust me. When a guy tells you this, he’s telling the truth. So just stop with all of the scenarios you’ve made …

That’s Not Yo Bae Bish

So the last 2 months of my life have been a real sh!t show, I am truly debating whether or not I want to publish a tell all book or just slow leak the stories here. Since I’m no celebrity I don’t know how well a book would do, so slow leak it is. In …

Mixed Signals

I’m just gonna jump right into it, mixed signals are a <insert b word>. These signals are most commonly associated with women, but would you believe me if I told you I got them from a man? I see why you guys get so bent out of shape now, this ish is for the birds. …

Tips to Move On After a Breakup

Break-ups are tough for many reasons but I guarantee your biggest hang up is this- you sit back and remember all the good times you had, how it used to be, ponder what happened to make it go awry… then you start thinking I wonder if he/she misses me, wonder what they’re doing, what if …

Bitter Women vs. Hurt Men

Two words: Double. Standard. Men be sooooooo quick to scrutinize a hurt woman; said woman is usually in one of a few predicaments: She’s been hurt and still coping [bitter] She’s been hurt and doesn’t know how to cope [bitter] She’s been hurt and currently getting hurt [bitter] Men will tear apart a bitter woman, …

Perfect Timing

“Is there any such thing? Considering there’s no such thing as “perfect”. I’m pretty sure there’s no such a thing as “perfect timing”. Now, patience, is a virtue. And it’s something I wasn’t born with. Honest to God. I wish it were different butttt it’s not. Time has never really been on my side, it’s …