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Butt Ass Nekkid

Naked. There I was standing butt ass nekkid in front of this man that I loved and that I thought cared about me. Wearing my finest skin suit, I stood approximately 5ft 2in tall of brown sugared body. Baring all my privates, from the cups of my butt cheeks to the curves of each breast …

Falling in Love with the Representative

My feelings for you were like honey dripping from a wooden spoon into a bowl of sweet unbaked desserts. Slow and sensual, raw and warm. I’d look into your eyes and my heart would ignite and send tingles all over my body. Everything felt like a fairy tale. Magically unbelievably believable. Every day thoughts of …

Happy New Year: I’m Tripping… Literally

Good Afternoon! And uhh, Happy New Year!!! Can’t believe I didn’t post the whole month of December even though I had ish to post. Welp, I promise to do better in 2014. Prayerfully I’ll post something every week. This is my attempt to take my writing more seriously. I think it’s the only real talent …

Happy New Year: I’m Tripping… Literally

Good Afternoon! And uhh, Happy New Year!!! Can’t believe I didn’t post the whole month of December even though I had ish to post. Welp, I promise to do better in 2014. Prayerfully I’ll post something every week. This is my attempt to take my writing more seriously. I think it’s the only real talent …

I’m Thankful: Gaaaayyytoraaaadeee

So it’s that time of year again. The one month out of the year where people may stop groaning and moaning and actually give thanks for their crummy little lives. Everyone has something to be thankful for even if it’s just the fact that you woke up this morning, so I decided I’d devote a …

Office Drama -Stay on Your P’s & Q’s

Came to a cruel realization this morning…. everyone doesn’t have your best interest at heart, even those you may have come to trust. What prompts me to write about this you say? Well I’m pissed off for starters. A co-worker of mine, who will remain unnamed in the event my rant is ever discovered by …

The Inner Hoe: Just a Theory

There’s a hoe in you; whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not. This goes for women AND men. Not like, “oh em gee I’m possessed, there’s a hoe in me” but like, “I’m conservative, but I can get down with the get down under the right circumstances.” Hoe by definition …

30+ Men & Their PYTs

So as a recent single woman I’ve noticed something… men who are 30+ love them some PYTs (pretty young thangs). I kid you not, the last few times I’ve went out I’ve been approached by so many 30-something year olds that I felt like I had “Try me, I’m young” written on my forehead! Now, …