Monthly archives: April, 2016

I Ain’t Got No Type–Lie Again.

I hate, excuse me, I loathe when guys ask: “So what type of guy do you like?” In my mind, I instantly cue the song “I ain’t got no type” but if I really think about it, I actually do. Most guys that I’ve ever been in a relationship/whatevership with have been fairly similar as …

Ashley’s Anecdotes: Accidentally the Mistress Pt. 2

Her: Did you know he was married? Me: No. Her: We’ve been married a year, together for 5. Me: Oh. Her: So I just need to hear it from you, are you two in a relationship? Me: Relationship, no. Communicating yes. Her: Well honey you can have him because I’m divorcing his ass. Me: *deep …

Ashley’s Anecdotes: Accidentally the Mistress

There are just certain situations you think you’d never be in, this, was one of them. If you’ve followed my blog for any extended amount of time you’ve probably read enough to know that I absolutely despise side chicks. Between the numerous posts devoted to these hoes girls and the constant digs I take every …

Guard Your Heart: How to tell if he is a F*ckboy

Here’s what I found that a lot of f*ck boys have in common: They don’t want to go on dates. –Yes, Mr. Netflix and chill is a f*ckboy. If he doesn’t want to take you to the next step outside your place or his place (if he even has one), what makes you think he …

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing: Friend or Foe?

Sometimes you already know the truth about a situation, but you just refuse to accept it. I find that I do this a lot. I say, oh I don’t know we’ll see, but I be knowing. After 27 years of living, I ¬†think I’ve finally learned my learning style…. I only learn the hard way. …

It Goes Down in the DMs: The Truth about Community D

So here recently after some intense girl talk, I’ve determined that it does indeed go down in the DM. Social media has made your average person 100 times more accessible and appealing, and with nothing but cyber space and opportunity, nobodies think they’re somebodies and all the wires have been crossed. There is no such …