Monthly archives: November, 2014

Captain Save-A-Hoe 2.0

Everybody knows how much I despise hoes, but for those who don’t know… I could go in about how your vagina is a revolving door; welcoming any visitor that pushes hard enough to bust those doors wide open. And she is a revolving door because referencing her as a car with excessive mileage would indicate …

[Over] Commitment Issues

I have a confession to make… I have a commitment issue. Interesting enough, I’m not referring to relationships, I’m actually referring to work and extracurriculars. From the time I can remember in high school I’ve always over committed myself. Back then I thought I was just doing it in order to get some extracurricular activities on my …

Relationship or Nah?

“I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” If a guy hits you with this line, run. Run far and run fast. If you stay, you are asking to get your feelings hurt, trust me. When a guy tells you this, he’s telling the truth. So just stop with all of the scenarios you’ve made …