Monthly archives: April, 2013

Job Hunting? Shoot me Now.

I would truly like to say that doing a job hunt is for the birds. I’m realllly past this point in my life because I am completely and utterly over all things job search related. I’ve filled out more than 30 applications and I’ve only gotten one interview and this job is in freaking Texas, …

Love is a Drug, I Don’t Care What You Say

I’m convinced that love is a drug. And I, Ashley La’Shae, am addicted. You can ask any of my friends and they’ll tell you that I’ve been an addict for quite sometime now. I’m not ashamed to say it, maybe my testimony will help somebody else out there. I mean, how else can you explain …

The Real Him/Her

Just once when I meet someone I’m interested in getting to know, I would like to get to know them. Lemme explain, from what I’ve experienced, if you meet a guy tomorrow and decide to go out on a date to get to know each other better, you still don’t know  the guy. You’ve just …

Bob the Builder

Bobbbb the builder! Can we fix it?! Bobbbbb the builder! Yes we can! –Y’all remember this cartoon? *Ahem* Clearly Bob has never tried to fix a relationship. You can fix a lot of things, but some things are just irreparable. My question/rant for today is about “fixing” relationships. Let me state that I think you …

Foooood (Detox Update)

Alright y’all, the [starving] storm is over. Alas I can eat again! For those of you who didn’t read my last detox post, I willingly volunteered to do the master cleanse, aka lemonade detix, aka the diet Beyonce did in order to lose 20lbs for Dream Girls. Let me just tell you about my experience. …

Detox Shawty

I’m hunnnngrrrrry. I’m currently in the process of doing the Master Cleanse also known as the Lemonade Detox also known as the diet Beyonce went on before Dream Girls and lost 20 lbs. The detox consists of no solid foods for 7-14 days and drinking an abundance of water and the lemonade mixture. The mixture …

Transparency… or Lack Thereof

As you get older and experience life, you learn a lot about yourself. What you like annnnd… what you don’t like. *Cue Chief Keef That’s that ish I don’t like* In relationships: A lying nigga, that’s that shit I don’t like./ A cheating nigga, that’s that shit I don’t like./ A lazy nigga, that’s that shit …

I’m Grown… Unfortunately.

As a budding adult I’ve realized one thing that is very clear to me. I don’t want to grow up. Back in the day I could not WAIT to be “grown”, but as I get older I realize that being “grown” is highly overrated. If I could somehow alter my past request of “I can’t …

Lent 2013 (old post)

So this year for Lent (The period of 40 weekdays that in the Christian Church is devoted to fasting, abstinence, and penitence.) I decided to give up social media. I don’t know if WordPress technically counts as social media, but I’ll more than likely release any posts I write after Lent is over. So to …

Letter to my Ex

It’s real easy to be pissed at you right now, but then I sit and think that you’re conditioned to be the way you are. Conditioned by the people who were supposed to love you, by the ones who loved you and turned on you, by enemies, by society and by the high security mental …